Tonight I am going to our office Christmas meal. Horrible but true.

Pan's idle Thursday afternoon hungover daydream :-

OUT

Beyonce Knowles
Catherine Zeta Jones
Drew Barrymore
J-Lo
Julia Roberts
Kate Hudson
Paris Hilton
Rachel Weizz
Reese Witherspoon
Renee Zellweger
Uma Thurman
Winona Ryder

IN

Alex Parks
Bridgett Fonda
Charisma Carpenter
Edith Bowman
Helen Hunt
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Garner
Jodie Foster
Julia Stiles
Madeleine Stowe
Naomi Watts
Rachel Leigh Cooke

I can't believe I just spent half an hour making this pathetic schoolboy list. Sometimes I can even surprise myself with my utter lameness. And then to go and blog it - have you no shame man?