A woman down the corridor from me is wearing a badge saying "21 Today".

Shit. She's only 21 (or a really weird fantasist) and her cube is almost as high status as mine. What have I been doing all these years? How can she be here and only be 21 - didn't she go to college? Is she doing a sandwich course?

On the plus side however my cube has 3 pinboards and she only have 1. And I have a colour printer.

Is having these kind of thoughts

a) Sad
b) Pathetic
c) Pointless
d) All of the above