Things that do hold your sole on but make you look like an idiot : selotape. Almost as stupid as the time I broke my glasses and went round the V&A with a lump of gaffer tape holding them together. As Mr G diplomatically if untruthfully said at the time "gee - you can hardly tell". The shame.

Have spent a bit of time working on some new graphics - this is the dust cover for my book. Which I haven't written yet. But HEY! I do have a funky cover so I'm at least 50% the way there.

Now playing : Karen Parry, I Think We're alone Now

So much better than the Tiffany version.