A very lazy weekend. I fully intended to get round the full suite of babies that my friends seem to have produced, but instead I managed to make it absolutley nowhere. Was slightly embarrassed by Teej telling me she wasn't really expecting me on account of having known me for 15 years, but I guess you just have to live with your reputation (mine = being really unreliable).

Suffice it to say I didn't actually get out at all really which is good from a penny-pinching point of view but bad from a having a life point of view. On the plus side I did get over 30 hours in bed so not all bad at all . . .

Q. Why can you password protect a word doc but not a ppt presentation?? Not that I'm going to lose sleep over it.

Phil is incredibly pleased with himself. He has a brand new Nokia 8850? and who wouldn't be happy? There's nothing like a new mobile to put the spring back in chap's step. Alright, he has just become single again, is unemplyed and currently lives on his sister's sofa, but he has got a new 8850. Go figure.

In fact he seems on cracking form. Just goes to show - the pursuit of intellectual freedom and socialist ideals will make you happier than any amount of cash.