Ok - that's it. I'm officially losing my marbles. All I did today, apart from pay those bastards at Islington Council £1,014 in bastard council tax was rationalise my dried foods cupboard and tidy my spice shelf.

So not only am I going to starve to death in the event of a fimble winter or some other cataclysm preventing me from getting to Waitrose, but I would also appear to have become something of a gayer.

You'd think I'd have more pasta wouldn't you. Well that's because I make my own, so HA. In your face!


Actually it took me about 3 times as long to create these layouts as it did to do the bloody tidying in the first place.

I'm so bored.