Today is a high soda day - ie 2 x lucozade 1 x Ribena Sparkle, 1 x Lilt Light. Unsurprisingly I was out on the piss last night. Seem to have managed to get rid of a shed load of cash despite only going to the pub (The Dark One Which Is No Longer Dark aka The Horse & Groom). Used to go there in my BBC days - 10 years ago. Nothing much has changed except they now have a bar billiards table. Yay.

Mr C has a bar billiards table as well but his loving partner graciously makes him keep it in the garage wrapped in plastic. I don't know why she doesn't just have done and hack the thing into BBQ fodder.

As you can probably tell I have a BLISTERING hangover. But probably not as bad as MissJenJen's. At least I didn't lose my phone.