I’ve just realised I’ve been walking around all day with the most horrific bed hair. I hate that. So in the Spirit of Grumpy Old Men here’s some (but by no means all) of my favourite bug-bears.

Looking like an idiot and not knowing it
Fat
PNAC (Ughgghhh. Yuk!)
Ann Coulter
Rumsfeld
Rush Limbaugh
Mashed potato
ID Cards
Musicals
Special Effects Mega Movies
Mel Gibson
Zealots
Having to take a half step to stub out a gasper
Eczema
The European CAP
Business Integration specialists
F Scott Fitzgerald
Farce as a medium
Mel Gibson
Pringles
Sports bars
Rupert Murdoch
Misogynists
Jamiroquai
Celebrity culture
GM Crops
Mel Gibson