This is what The Hypochondriac's Test had to say about me.

You're a hypochondriac when it's convenient. When you don't want to admit you're lazy or drank too much the night before, you lie to yourself and pretend you've got the flu. Lying to yourself is never healthy, and lying to others so you can stay home and rest will bite you in the rear soon enough. Just tell the truth. And remember: Wine is only good in moderation.

If I was being strictly honest with myself I'd say that was spookily accurate but as they so wisely pointed out I'm not. Consequently I don't have to pay the slightest attention to their deluded ravings.