I just struck a blow for The Communist Revolution. I tweaked our intranet search algorhythms so that if you search for 'car scheme' it no longer directs you to the car ownership scheme but to the car sharing scheme.

I can see a thousand reps dialling in from the Howard Johnson, Casper to check if they can afford that Canyonero they’ve been yearning for, what with their ‘You SuperSized Your Sales!’ bonus and all, but instead all they’ll be able to do is select from a variety of employees offering 7am lifts in the Beckenham and Slough areas (non smokers only please).

Or they could look at the second result as well I suppose.