I've been using my flatmate's laptop for the last few days (resistinging the temptation to fill it up with the vilest pornography imagineable) and it's driving me crazy. Why do people do this to their machines? Not only does it continuously try to run MSN Messenger and Kazaa but every broken link directs it to some hideous salesware masquerading as a search tool called PerfectNav. This SUCKS. I'm closing down popups and javawindows and download prompts CONSTANTLY. It's the surfing equivalent of a Mujahadeen hijack.

Actually "The vilest pornography imageineable" would be a pretty good name for a blog. You'd get a lot of random hits anyway ;-)