Confession time : I heard True Blue in some shop the other day and I was practically skipping down the aisles – it always makes me happy. I guess cos it’s pretty upbeat but with a strange sort of wistfulness about it. You get the idea that the protagonist may have found her true love now but she’s had to kiss an awful lot of toads to get there. And you say this is a Madonna song . . .

True, so if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think back and remember dear
Those words whispered in your ear, I said

True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you