Well I haven't written this blog for a week because - nothinh has happened. Haven't been out anywhere, haven't spoken to anyone - haven't done anything except slump in front of the telly watching out glorious coalition forces kick the shit out of a bunch of foreigners. Feel depressed, and who can blame me. The highlight of my week was buying a rug at IKEA on Saturday. The hotdogs at IKEA are incredible. They taste of absolutely nothing, but they are very cheap, and strangely satisfying.