I bought this big tub of liquorice at lunchtme thinking "yeah liquorice, the healthy alternative to doughnuts". Well anyway I've now eaten all but 2 miserable pieces, my tongue has turned black and I'm so sugared I'm having to revert to one finger typing to have any hope of hitting the right key.

And even the thought of liquorice NAUSEATES me. But it seems crazy to just leave those 2 pieces . . .

Ack!