And another thing. Obviously I didn't stay up to watch the Oscars because, let's face it, award shows are unutterably shallow wastes of space, but even given that they STILL managed to fuck it up completely. Anyone who thinks that LOTR is a finer piece of work than Lost in Translation deserves to be dropped off the pier in a concrete overcoat. Bigger, more profitable and certainly longer but better??? I think not.

So what do the Oscars actually tell us:- only that the academy have a serious arse/elbow problem, but this is hardly news now is it?

Twats.